sleepyshibe:

misakisworld:

Had to rub on Dad’s pillow, too.

i forgot how to bed

thatferrybroad:

wliabl:

Cleopatra’s Underwater Palace, Egypt 

I still don’t get why no one is LOSING THEIR FUCKING SHIT OVER THIS FIND

iT SURVIVED THE EARTHQUAKE THAT LEVELED THE REST OF THE CITY IN 365 A.D. 

CLEOPATRA’S FUCKING PALACE

WITH INTACT FUCKING STATUARY

NOT TO MENTION THE REST OF THE FUCKING ENTIRE GODDAMN ISLAND OF ANTIRRHODOS INCLUDING THE ANCIENT PORT OF ALEXANDRIA

AND THEY’RE GONNA BUILD A MOTHERFUCKING UNDERWATER MUSEUM

UNDERWATER. MUSEUM.

can I be a mermaid tour guide there or some shit, you don’t even have to pay me i will just live there forever oh my fucking god

halmablog:

I’m going to keep reblogging this.

O. (favorite sexual activity) All of them.

D. (sexual orientation) Kinsey 2.

I. (most sexually attractive fictional character) KRYSTAL MOTHERFUCKING FOX. OR RENAMON.

N. (have you ever had sex with more than one person?) nope.avi

B. With my hand?

C. Whatever porn I’m watching at the time.

K. Fun. Strange. Passionate. Amazing. There are so many words and none of them can do it justice.

L. Foggy because I was drunk as shit. But hey, it tasted good, so.

Z. Furry porn, obviously. psh.

travelingcolors:

Svolvaer | Norway (by Moro)

mererecorder:

Death and the Maiden, detail by ~DellamorteCo

skateboardboy:

this is my favorite thing of all time

alloutorg:

Yes! UK House of Commons just passed marriage equality with a vote of  366 to 161. Next stop is the House of Lords, we’re nearly there.

elysianmisanthrope:

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE